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she stopped laughing and told me I’m not allowed to

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I told Canna that we were going to re-write chapter two of Maria to include a device that spontaneously robs everyone of their voices so that they spend the rest of the comic making faces and waving their hands to communicate and she’s laughing at me but I am so serious about this

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I was just going to say “ugh dialogue” but that’s what the last post in my comicking tag says so

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oliviawhen:

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Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like to turn to a life of crime. Probably the same.

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Submission by: low-iso

DEAR GOODNESS! This birb is SHOCK about such goings on. Young birb, do not do such INAPPROPRIATE DANCE MOVE says I! I will SHUT THIS PROM DOWN!

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theanimalblog:

Submission by: low-iso

DEAR GOODNESS! This birb is SHOCK about such goings on. Young birb, do not do such INAPPROPRIATE DANCE MOVE says I! I will SHUT THIS PROM DOWN!

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what an odd city boy papa’s taken in as a pupil wow he’s got pretty eyes though… [x]


when i’m really stressed, i resort to fluffy sketches to calm myself down.

burdge:

what an odd city boy papa’s taken in as a pupil wow he’s got pretty eyes though… [x]

when i’m really stressed, i resort to fluffy sketches to calm myself down.

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somethingterrifying:

so i put derse dreamers into wubmachine???

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boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

I found out this past week that these are in my yard. It’s not just me being a terrible gardener! My plants all died because this stuff killed them.

i looked it up to make sure this is real (it is) and looked at pics and i was like “oh no but that looks a lot like several harmless native plants how will i —”

http://www.dec.ny.gov/images/lands_forests_images/ghwholeplant2.jpg

"… oh. okay, yeah."

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acciowomp:

[S] Jesus: Rise.

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sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

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happy 4 / 13 !!
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The Silmarillion, adjusted for honesty.

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"Fëanor No" is probably the most accurate Silmarillion resume I’ve ever heard.

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Photograph of King penguin chicks on South Georgia island near Antarctica. #penguins #photography #nikon #wildlife #natue #antarctica

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Dear diary, today I am sad birb. I wear tuxedos instead of fur coat today and all other birb laugh.

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libutron:

westlight:

Photograph of King penguin chicks on South Georgia island near Antarctica. #penguins #photography #nikon #wildlife #natue #antarctica

Aptenodytes patagonicus (Spheniscidae)

Dear diary, today I am sad birb. I wear tuxedos instead of fur coat today and all other birb laugh.

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 s o u j i r o 

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I watched Man of Steel a while back with the family and tbh wasn’t very impressed and don’t remember much but what I DO remember is General Zod insisting that he was created to protect Krypton and was essentially incapable of pursuing any goal other than keep Krypton safe and I ALSO remember wondering why that basic drive hadn’t translated into keep Kal-El safe the red hot second Kal-El was all that was left of Krypton. I mean really. I would have enjoyed watching that. I would enjoy reading fanfiction of that too but I looked and it doesn’t seem like anyone’s written it yet.

(Yes this is me at 11.45 p.m. complaining that no one else has written my idea for fanfiction.)